Lucia and Brayden had to do new military IDs for their base housing, and as we all know, government ID pictures are mortifying. Here at Greenhill Manor, we are into mortifying. We are especially into mortifying when elite meme skills get involved, and Lucia has elite meme skills. For example, Lu sent us this imageContinue reading “Lu Is Megamind, Brayden Is Karen, Lindsay Is Bob Ross, and Lauren Is a Dumper”
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Lauren Is Armed with Gyatt as a Weapon
We spent Saturday at Lock Haven University to watch Lindsay and her teammates compete in the National Collegiate Women’s Wrestling Region 1 Championships. Wrestling tournaments are somewhat like amusement parks: hours of walking around or sitting and staring punctuated by bursts of terror and occasional thrills. Lindsay wound up placing seventh and on the podium—aContinue reading “Lauren Is Armed with Gyatt as a Weapon”
Your Big-Cheeked Butt Is Slappin
This morning, we got out of bed and stripped our sheets. Dobby, however, was not ready to roll, so Lauren snapped a photo of him and sent it to the Goons. Lindsay responded instantly with Mood and That’s how I feel rn. A few moments later, she added, He looks so cheeked up in thatContinue reading “Your Big-Cheeked Butt Is Slappin”
His Smile Lit Up a Room and Other Things to Say at My Funeral 