Religion – His Smile Lit Up a Room and Other Things to Say at My Funeral

Jesus Runs for President

*The following is NOT one of my family stories but is literary fiction. It’s also satire and might offend the sensibilities of some. This week on Politically Fit we sit down with Jesus Christ who this week announced his candidacy for President of the United States. The following interview has been lightly edited for clarityContinue reading “Jesus Runs for President”

Do Your Part to Slow the Spread of It

Do your part: help slow the spread of it by washing your hands thoroughly. Use hot water, apply soap, and rub hands together vigorously while singing “Happy Birthday.” Rinse hands in hot water. Employees are required to wash hands as prescribed before returning to work. Disinfecting wipes that kill it are provided so that youContinue reading “Do Your Part to Slow the Spread of It”

All Apologies

“You go to Chris’s funeral?” he asks P, sitting next to her at Bayfront Park. “Yeah. You? I didn’t see you there but there were a lot of people.” “Nah. I did the viewing. Was kinda done after that. How was the funeral?” “It wasn’t him. He would have hated it. The minister kinda pissedContinue reading “All Apologies”