The assault on the memory of Peaceful Meadows continues. Lauren’s sister Lisa is in town to visit her mother, and as a former lover of Peaceful Meadows, she desperately needed to try Porn Star Farms’ ice cream to see if it was a suitable replacement. So we had Grammie and Lisa over for dinner SaturdayContinue reading “The Elliott Women Are a Mafia Rewriting Our History, and I Am Here to Stop Them”
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The New Myth of Porn Star Farms
The issue of ice cream is deadly serious in the Laws household. And yes, I say issue. Lauren, in particular, is a Massachusetts ice cream aficionado—she can go into just about any parlor from the South Shore to the North Shore and know exactly what the best flavor is and how to manipulate the systemContinue reading “The New Myth of Porn Star Farms”
Put Your Trust in Ice Cream
They are in Corpus Christi to visit, and upon their arrival, Mom declared that she had done no shopping because she didn’t know what they would want since they had a baby now so they would need to go to the store. Fine, no problem. They are now at HEB with Grant in his carContinue reading “Put Your Trust in Ice Cream”
His Smile Lit Up a Room and Other Things to Say at My Funeral 