Do Your Part to Slow the Spread of It

Do your part: help slow the spread of it by washing your hands thoroughly. Use hot water, apply soap, and rub hands together vigorously while singing “Happy Birthday.” Rinse hands in hot water. Employees are required to wash hands as prescribed before returning to work.

Disinfecting wipes that kill it are provided so that you may wipe off carts before and after use. As a courtesy to other customers, please wear your mask.

Travel advisory: It has become endemic in all parts of the world, and travel to other countries may increase its spread in this country. Please take precautions by washing your hands, wearing your mask, applying your mask before securing the masks of children, fastening your seatbelt, identifying all exits, raising your window shade on takeoff and landing, not carrying any items for persons you don’t know, keeping your luggage in your possession at all times, reporting any luggage that is unattended, and alerting authorities to any suspected instances of child trafficking.

Immigrants carry it and numerous other ills associated with it. Be advised that the border is insecure, and as a result, we are under continuous assault from both it and immigrants and their ills. We invite you to come to the border to see this for yourself but advise you to heed the cautions given in our previous travel advisory.

You may wish to consult the media, but be advised that the media lies about it regularly. Most reporting about it thus far has been entirely fake and propped up by corporations that are beholden to big money interests. For your own sake, we advise that you research it on your own and draw your own conclusions. At the end of this commentary, you can find resources about it that are totally unbiased.

We advise you to be cautious with your diet. It has been known to thrive in highly processed foods. Diets high in saturated fat have been correlated with higher instances of it, and higher instances of it are associated with death. Paleo diets have shown initial promise in lowering the risk of its transmission; however, recent DNA analysis shows it has been found in the bones of paleo-era creatures who suffered mass extinction. Fruits and vegetables are generally associated with lower levels of it; however, the increased use of pesticides has increased the volume of it in nature. Hence, we advise you to wash all fruits and vegetables before consumption. When possible, you may wish to cook such food. Nevertheless, over cooking of fruits and vegetables has been shown to diminish the efficacy of vitamins and minerals even while levels of it hold steady under certain temperatures and conditions.

It is well known that the LGBTQ community regularly shoves it in people’s faces. We therefore advise that you avoid stores and locations wherein you might be exposed to LGBTQ messaging, which is known to be packaged with it. In particular, the trans community is notoriously aggressive in the promulgation of it, and if given their way, their spread of it would be likely to bring the end of society. Hence, we advise you to ban drag shows.

Many believe that religion and spirituality are superior to medicine in preventing or treating it. Further, it is believed that religious devotion lowers the influence of LGBTQ messaging that comes packaged with it. However, we regret to report that many religious authorities carry it everywhere with them and, through their aggressive proselytizing, are super spreaders of it. There are, in fact, many who are ravening wolves among the sheep, even while others are crying, “Lo, here is Christ!” and “Lo, there is Christ.” Believe them not. Unfortunately, the tares grow among the wheat, and it is very difficult to discern who has it and who does not. Therefore, be not deceived. You will know who has it because carriers have a mark in their foreheads and their wrists, and the mark is the number of a man: six hundred threescore and six.

The use of green or brown noise at night has been shown to improve relaxation and quality of sleep. Many apps on your phone have green and brown noise that you can play at bedtime. However, studies indicate that nearly all phones carry it, and nearly all phones are completely traceable and are broadcasting your it status to anyone who is willing to pay to find out. We highly advise that you limit children’s exposure to it by limiting usage of phones and social media. Numerous instances have occurred wherein people have used social media to spread it so aggressively that murders and suicide have resulted.

Prosecutions of those spreading it on the Internet have greatly increased; a lack of a free and unfiltered Internet threatens freedom everywhere. Where dissent and speech rights have been effectively stifled, dictatorships that spread it without restraint flourish. The only thing that can stop a bad guy with it is a good guy with a gun. Guns don’t kill people. It kills people, and when people have it, they use any tool at their disposal to push it and their agendas, including guns.

Secret combinations do their work in darkness and enforce their goals through violence. Do not let them get above you, for then they can only be removed through much bloodshed. The family is the foundational unit of society and the great countering force of all evil in the world. The family is the best defense against it that we have.

One out of three children suffers physical or sexual abuse. The people most likely to abuse children are their family members. Abusers operate in darkness by forcing their victims and their confederates to keep secrets.

Many members of many families are infected with it, and they pass it to one generation who passes it to the next who passes it to the next who passes it to the next until, at some point, someone washes their hands.

There has never been an election more important than the next one. The opposing party is not only possessed with it, they are determined to force it upon you, and if we lose, all that we hold dear will be lost to it. If we lose, the result was rigged by those spreading it. Fight to the death to prevent this.

Remember, having it is associated with a higher risk of death. The risk of death to any living thing is one hundred percent. The only thing we have to fear is itself.